i drew this at 3 AM and it wasn’t funny then and it isn’t funny now oops
#Tia is like ‘look at my man. He’s sexy AND functional. I’m totally gonna tap that later’ #and Eudora is like ‘OMG GURL YOUR HUBBY ACTUALLY DID SOMETHING’ #and Naveen’s parents are so proud #and naveen is just so happy to do a thing and show off that thing #like a 5 year old who drew a picture and wants it on the fridge
bless these tags
there are seven glasses of champagne(?) at that table for three people
presumably Tiana thought it prescient to get the parentals fairly liquored up before anyone had to try Naveen’s cooking
Okay I’ve heard a couple of Tavros song posts so far but the opportunity to use this was overwhelming. >:3
too many revelations
Special skills: making iPhone jokes
Oh I’m so fucking ready
*takes off ridiculously long boots*
*takes off socks*
so fucking ready
*takes off jacket*
*takes off skirt thing*
…hold… hold on….
*takes off all 3dmg*
*takes off belt 1*
*takes off belt 2*
*takes off belt 3*
*takes off belt 4*
just wait a second babe
*takes off belt 5*
*takes off jeans*
*takes off shirt*
so fucking ready
A local brony is outraged when he purchases an activity book for little girls and discovers that it was not made for grown men
the only change to riku’s appearance when he goes to halloween town is that his eyes turn nort-orange
sora and kairi nearly have heart attacks, so. mission occomplished
sora and his killer reflexes immediately punch him in the face and break his nose
an hour later kairi is still holding a tissue to his lip cause he hasn’t stopped bleeding and riku is glaring daggers at roxas cause he hasn’t stopped laughing
No but seriously how the fuck is he not drowning?!
water will not harm the haru
water loves the haru
dolphins breathe through the top of their heads duh do you never watch the discovery channel or
You laugh now but in Brazil we actually have a legend about the river dolphin that transforms into a beautiful young man or woman and goes around seducing people and basically being a hottie with a body and the only way you know if he or she is actually a dolphin is because THEY STILL HAVE THE BLOWHOLE ON THE TOP OF THEIR HEAD.
Internet copypasta about england read aloud by an englishman.
>go to England on vacation with some friends
>we have to meet at the hotel at 9pm
>it starts to get dark out
>go to check my watch
>I forgot it
>Decide to go ask someone
>find someone to ask
>ARE YOU WIMBLY FOURS MATE!? IM CRIMBO NINAN SAX APPLE SMIBBLY DIN BIBBLY CHAP
>have no idea what he just said, ask him to repeat it
>YOU WOT M8?
>he starts to laugh maniacally
>Big Ben rings out
>everyone stops in the fucking street
>a carriage with the initials HRH rides down the street
>the fucking queen herself sticks her head out
>OI YOU GITS DID YE HEAR THAT!? IT BE 6 BONG
>driver pokes his head out
>another man leaps out of the sewer
>6 FECKING BONG?
>people start pouring out in the street
>YA WANKERS IT BE CRIMBO SIX-A-BONG-
>store clerks and chimney sweeps chanting SIX A-BONG SIX A-BONG
>we try to get away, the filth is choking me
>SIX A-BONG, SIX A-BONG, OLLY JOLLY ITS SIX-A-BONG!
>the lyrics drown everything out, can’t avoid the dancers
>BANG UP THE KNACKERS AND SMACK YER MUM-
>OLL IN THE STREETS ITS SIX A-BONG!
>fish and chips being thrown into the air en masse at this point
what if in the finale, its a stereotypical happy ending: the trio are war heroes, all the titans have been killed or driven away, the walls enter an age of prosperity, and then the screen fades to black.
"eren, why are you crying?"
it was a dream the whole time.
CA n YOU NOT/?!
is that izuru kamukura
how did i forget about this i’m crying