Mondo said “are you fucking with us right now?” and togami wouldn’t swear
I’ve never made ice cream before, so I did you guys a favor and found this recipe elsewhere. This ice cream mixes the salty taste of sea salt with the sweet tastes of cream and sugar. Apparently, Kingdom Hearts II director Tetsuya Nomura had this ice cream on a trip to the Tokyo Disneyland Resort and liked it so much he decided to work with Disney to put it in the games. The characters of Kingdom Hearts II can often be seen eating and talking about this delicious salty-sweet dessert. Enjoy it with your best buddy at twilight.
Ingredients:2 eggs2 c. milk1/3 cup sugar1 t. vanilla1 c. heavy whipping creamsea salt to tasteblue food coloring (optional)
ice pop molds (optional)
Separate the eggs into two good sized bowls and beat the egg whites until stiff. Mix the egg yolks and sugar until thick. Slowly bring milk to boil over medium heat, stirring occasionally. Pour hot milk into yolk/sugar mixture and mix well. Pour milk/yolk/sugar mixture back into pot and heat on medium until thicker to make a custard. Do not boil. Pour custard in with beaten egg whites and mix well. Add sea salt (keeping adding salt until it tastes salty sweet). Put mixture in fridge to cool. Once cool, add cream, vanilla and coloring to mixture. Freeze, following your ice cream maker’s instructions. If you wish, get some ice pop molds. Spray the inside of these with very little PAM spray (or something similar). Then pour the ice cream into the molds right after it comes out of the ice cream maker. Pop the lid on and the stick in and freeze for at least two hours.
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"Annabeth’s shoulder’s ached. The elevator’s easy-listening music didn’t help. If all monsters had to hear that song about liking pina coladas and getting caught in the rain, no wonder they were in the mood for carnage when they reached the mortal world."
I finally got a chance to read House of Hades and I’m 100% sure this was exactly how it went
update: Piper and Leo are still the worst.
i just have this headcanon that Piper can just crank up her physical appeal at will and so her and Leo spend a lot of time sitting around watching Piper smile guys into walking into light posts and laughing really loudly about it okay bye.
I cannot believe this book
This is probably the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life
oh my g od
i drew this at 3 AM and it wasn’t funny then and it isn’t funny now oops
#Tia is like ‘look at my man. He’s sexy AND functional. I’m totally gonna tap that later’ #and Eudora is like ‘OMG GURL YOUR HUBBY ACTUALLY DID SOMETHING’ #and Naveen’s parents are so proud #and naveen is just so happy to do a thing and show off that thing #like a 5 year old who drew a picture and wants it on the fridge
bless these tags
there are seven glasses of champagne(?) at that table for three people
presumably Tiana thought it prescient to get the parentals fairly liquored up before anyone had to try Naveen’s cooking
too many revelations
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