December 2011
new years: blogging
christmas: blogging
birthday: blogging
natural disaster: blogging
meeting band guys: blogging about meeting band guys
house fire: blogging about having to save the computer
funeral: blogging
new years eve: blogging about being with nobody on new years eve
2009: I want a boyfriend this year
2010: I want a boyfriend this year
2011: I want a boyfriend this year
2012: i give up
theoriginaloceanlights:
allieelly:
once hussie runs out of characters to kill
he’s going to start killing us
there is no use hiding
That moment when your best friend is online, and...
thehilariousblog:
TheHilariousBlog
we'd probably liveblog the end of the world
omg earthquake!!!!
ahh my mom just got hit by a rock omg!!!!
rip mommy u were a good bitch
flood is coming!!
omg water is in my house
nO NOT MY COMPUter
it's ok i have service on my phone guys
OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
aw a fireman is here
he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
i ship it omg
otp; i know how to save a life
whoa the earth is like breaking open
byE
A letter to the signs:
Aries: Stop talking so much, no one cares.
Taurus: Stop being so cautious about everything, it's a turn off.
Gemini: Stop acting like you know about everything, you don't.
Cancer: Stop letting people walk all over you, you're more than that.
Leo: Stop craving the attention you know you can't have, it's annoying.
Virgo: Stop being such a homebody, go out and have fun.
Libra: Stop being so indecisive, it's gone on far too long.
Scorpio: Stop being so mean to people that love you the most.
Sagittarius: Stop searching for lover and lover, let them come to you.
Capricorn: Stop working so hard for just one day and learn to forgive.
Aquarius: Stop being so cold towards people's feelings, please.
Pisces: Stop worrying yourself and crying over tiny little things, don't let them see you like that.
01/01/2012,12:01AM
heyfunniest:
I haven’t ate anything since last year:
I haven’t showered since last year:
One hour ago seems just like last year:
I miss everyone, I haven’t seen anyone since last year:
Happy Birthday Voldy
laurenallover:
At first he’ll be like;
we’re gonna surprise him;
then he’ll be like;
then he will give free hugs to everyone;
then eat;
and drink;
Voldy would be the DJ;
taking turns with Snape;
and we’re gonna dance endlessly like;
I procrastinate so much I procrastinate the actual...
lolsofunny:
Every time I get a new follower
lolsofunny:
SEIZON SENRYAKUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!
sparklybishi:
Reblog if you spend more time lost in your...
nicoosuxx:
when I finally have sex
some guy: now I know you're a virgin so you probably don't know much about -
me: no I read fanfiction I got this
me: now first, i need to find your prostate...
There's over 9 million users on Tumblr now. Reblog...
norwaylover:
dream-on17:
scars-kept-secret:
i-am-glen-coco:
pineappledean:
ladydynamitez:
10knotes:
why does this have less than 50,000 notes?
Why does this have less than 9,000,000 notes? Tumblr isn’t for hating.
a LOT of people don’t deserve a Tumblr if they send anon hate- that’s not what Tumblr’s for.
one day we’ll rule the world
Dear future husband,
epic-humor:
When you propose to me, please don’t put the ring in my food because I guarantee I will eat that shit.
Follow this blog, you’ll love it on your dashboard!