drarna:

who died and made you batman? wait. oh shit. dude i’m so sorry.

baby: i- i-i-i- i-
mother: i love you?? are you saying i love you???tony come quick get the camera
baby: i-i- i dont understand why the new up-and-coming meme is a baby saying its first words, because its not really funny per say and it defies the very structure and iota of what a tumblr meme is; a short, chuckleworthy sentence such as ''..................slime man'', ''free him'' or ''i came out tonight to have a good time and i am honestly feeling so attacked right now'' that can be put after an image post or text post alike. i am wholeheartedly baffled by this whole new meme era and i hope soon that we return to the conventional tumblr meme styles.

cinaed:

omnbvc:

i am demisexual meaning i am only attracted to those born of gods or who are themselves a deity. move out of the way assholes, i’m gonna fuck zeus

mariowiki:

Some gay ass nerd: Luigi is a bad character

Me:

image

Gay ass nerd: Holy shit

konpozaa:

lifebien:

konpozaa:

this could be us but u a video game character

Doesn’t that make YOU the one that’s playin

Shit. shit. It was ME playin all along. Dammit

gourmetfastfood:

I could do it

Leo whispers to himself

I could just snatch it and run

Guess my top 10 favourite characters.

zamii070:

lots of rox

baby: a....a
mom: airplane? :)
baby: *deep voice* aoba

asgardian-stars:

camphalf—blood:

Annabeth: I’m pregnant

Percy:

Annabeth:

Percy:

Annabeth:

Percy: so is it going to come out of your head or